Here are the Laws and Facts Laid out by Shrek O Mighty

 

1. Never ask Shrek for a tick-tack

2. Never eat Donkies or Cats

3. Except Shrek as Your Savior

4. Never eat Onions

5. You must pray to Shrek Once a Week

6. All Prayers end in Onion, not amen

7. Farquaad is evil, and brought sin in this world

8. You must ask Shrek for forgiveness on your sins

9. Don't make babies unti you're married

10. Try your best at things you do, Shrek could be watching...